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  3. Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

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  • Brian CampbellU Brian Campbell

    @jwz That's actually pretty much exactly his point too. He explicitly states:

    "It would seem that we are addicted to a new drug, and we don’t understand all of its effects yet. But one of them is massive fatigue, every day.

    "[...] is genuinely addictive. The better you get at it, the more you want to use it. It’s simultaneously satisfying, frustrating, and exhilarating. It doles out dopamine and adrenaline shots like they’re on a fire sale.

    "Many have likened it to a slot machine. You pull a lever with each prompt, and get random rewards and sometimes amazing “payouts.” No wonder it’s addictive."

    Even the fucking boosters are talking about it as an addiction that capital is exploiting because it lights up money sign in their eyes. This is how the boosters are describing it.

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    @unlambda The first rule of cocaine club is always talk about cocaine club.

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    • troy_friz_zellT troy_friz_zell

      @jwz

      If you're not doing cocaine, you're going to be left behind.

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      @troy_frizzell @jwz Like on the one hand this is extremely apt and funny and on the other my workplace was dominated by three-energy-drink/day salesmen and when management figured that out they started having us compete to earn energy drinks on every Xth sale.

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      • Brian CampbellU Brian Campbell

        @jwz That's actually pretty much exactly his point too. He explicitly states:

        "It would seem that we are addicted to a new drug, and we don’t understand all of its effects yet. But one of them is massive fatigue, every day.

        "[...] is genuinely addictive. The better you get at it, the more you want to use it. It’s simultaneously satisfying, frustrating, and exhilarating. It doles out dopamine and adrenaline shots like they’re on a fire sale.

        "Many have likened it to a slot machine. You pull a lever with each prompt, and get random rewards and sometimes amazing “payouts.” No wonder it’s addictive."

        Even the fucking boosters are talking about it as an addiction that capital is exploiting because it lights up money sign in their eyes. This is how the boosters are describing it.

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        @unlambda @jwz how do I even talk about this any more. the boosters already believe the things that I want to convince them of and yet they just keep doing it. It makes me uncomfortable to risk trivializing addiction (there is for example no such thing as “phone addiction”) but I don’t know what else we could possibly call this!

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        • jwzJ jwz

          Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

          I shall demonstrate!

          (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

          "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

          You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

          In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

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          @jwz "We're adopting a 'Cocaine First' policy."

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          • GreenDotGuyD GreenDotGuy

            @jwz "We're adopting a 'Cocaine First' policy."

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            @DarcMoughty @jwz before requesting more headcount ask yourself if the problem could just be solved with another line of cocaine. Please be ready to document everything you did with the help of cocaine.

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            • jwzJ jwz

              Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

              I shall demonstrate!

              (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

              "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

              You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

              In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

              degenerating degenerateH This user is from outside of this forum
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              @jwz Well, okay. Some of the jittery boundary-pushing and not wanting to go to bed is because of the amount they're paying for it each day.

              In the light of the now generally-accepted fact it broadly works for coding, railing against it is cope with its own sell-by date.

              In the end if its output can be made maintainable and passes Coverity and so on, it's now the default way forward. Whether people currently getting paid to use it are still there sucking down their money or not...

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              • degenerating degenerateH degenerating degenerate

                @jwz Well, okay. Some of the jittery boundary-pushing and not wanting to go to bed is because of the amount they're paying for it each day.

                In the light of the now generally-accepted fact it broadly works for coding, railing against it is cope with its own sell-by date.

                In the end if its output can be made maintainable and passes Coverity and so on, it's now the default way forward. Whether people currently getting paid to use it are still there sucking down their money or not...

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                @hopeless *plonk*

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                • jwzJ jwz

                  Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                  I shall demonstrate!

                  (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                  "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                  You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                  In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                  Else, SomeoneN This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @jwz
                  This prescient PSA!

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                  • jwzJ jwz

                    Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                    I shall demonstrate!

                    (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                    "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                    You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                    In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

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                    #14

                    @jwz also if you realize that this particular booster is a dealer.

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                    • Else, SomeoneN Else, Someone

                      @jwz
                      This prescient PSA!

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                      @nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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                      • jwzJ jwz

                        Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                        I shall demonstrate!

                        (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                        "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                        You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                        In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

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                        @jwz our family decided to use cocaine to better communicate & stay organized.

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                        • jwzJ jwz

                          @nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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                          @nobody Previously: https://youtu.be/O_SpZ8oldxg?si=k00zmMyQmyeweway&t=119

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                          • Eric A. MeyerM Eric A. Meyer

                            @jwz CocAIne, innit.

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                            @Meyerweb @jwz ... runnin' all around my brain ...

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                            • jwzJ jwz

                              Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                              I shall demonstrate!

                              (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                              "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                              You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                              In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

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                              @jwz
                              "Students should learn to engage with cocaine to better prepare them for the workplace."

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                              • T🎃NT T🎃N

                                @jwz
                                "Students should learn to engage with cocaine to better prepare them for the workplace."

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                                @ton "I never took an art class, but with cocaine I was able to make a new Van Gogh in five minutes."

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                                • jwzJ jwz

                                  Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                  I shall demonstrate!

                                  (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                  "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                  You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                  In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                  Preston Maness ☭A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @jwz >In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine.

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                                  • jwzJ jwz

                                    Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                    I shall demonstrate!

                                    (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                    "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                    You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                    In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

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                                    @jwz cocaine first browser

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                                    • jwzJ jwz

                                      @ton "I never took an art class, but with cocaine I was able to make a new Van Gogh in five minutes."

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                                      @ton "Github is being overwhelmed with cocaine pull requests."

                                      "Spotify is mostly cocaine music now."

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                                      • jbzJ jbz

                                        @jwz cocaine first browser

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                                        @jbz "I denied a cocaine pull request and then a cocaine posted a hit piece about me. And then someone wrote an article about it but actually cocaine made up a bunch of quotes by me."

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                                        • jwzJ jwz

                                          @nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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                                          @jwz
                                          Age-restricted, can you believe it

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