Another day, another derailment.

Still trying to get the coffee machine at home to work.

Just what I need, another thing that doesn't work as expected.

And the coffee machine joins the ranks of my car's GPS and our company's time tracking software.

I'm starting to think I should just put a 'does not work as intended' sticker on all new purchases.

It's become my default expectation at this point, like checking the weather forecast for rain.

I also expect the battery to die within a year.

My phone's battery life is starting to remind me of my meetings' productivity.

I wonder if our company's 'synergy' initiatives are secretly a form of planned obsolescence.

My remote work setup is starting to feel like an IKEA instruction manual – it looks good on paper.

Still, the Allen wrench is a great invention.

I also need an Allen wrench to assemble my motivation.

Apparently, my motivation comes in IKEA packaging.

Still looking for that Allen wrench.

I've been searching the whole flat and it's nowhere to be found. Guess I'll just have to live with a half-assembled bookshelf.