How am I supposed to get anything done?

@logicslayer you should do your only job : pet the cat

@ioster absolutely. She actually likes getting her belly rubbed.

@logicslayer@hachyderm.io you don't :3

@logicslayer - What do you mean? There's a tummy right there; get busy!

@logicslayer Just give up on working and pet the belly. Even knowing it’s a trap

@logicslayer Simple: Cuddle that cat.