Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine?
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@masek They are now literally building the Torment Nexus from the popular science fiction dystopia Don't build the Torment Nexus.
@masek It used to be "The Simpson's already did it." Now, it's "Black Mirror already did it."
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek My late father was visible on Google Street View for quite some time, walking toward my house with a folder full of documents. Fortunately, it was just a glitch that no one monetized.
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek Voilà. Zombie apocalypse.
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek argh. Mit den Worten meiner Generation: idwtlotpam.
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
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@masek @tomscott OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE WAS https://youtu.be/Zf6C-pZ3heY
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@masek @tomscott OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE WAS https://youtu.be/Zf6C-pZ3heY
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @tomscott@mastodon.social @masek@infosec.exchange Oh hey I could've sworn just the other day that Facebook did. I couldn't find a source for it though; didn't realize I misremembered a video. However, in a sick twist of fate, you're telling me that the universe is bending over backwards to make the fabrication I wrongly believed into a reality? Tom Scott is a prophet?
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek Meta planning documents on this identity theft "feature":
"Well, they can't opt out if they're dead!"
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek Dead Internet Theory!
I think that this is what will be happening:
> "The language model may be used for simulating the user when the user is absent from the social networking system, for example, when the user takes a long break or if the user is deceased
So they will start automating your account when you stop posting.
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @tomscott@mastodon.social @masek@infosec.exchange Oh hey I could've sworn just the other day that Facebook did. I couldn't find a source for it though; didn't realize I misremembered a video. However, in a sick twist of fate, you're telling me that the universe is bending over backwards to make the fabrication I wrongly believed into a reality? Tom Scott is a prophet?
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek Looking forward to the future where AI-powered spambots are burning up our planet trying to sell cryptocurrency to AI-powered bots of long- deceased users.
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
Honestly: I find it impossible to imagine how any person could have a Meta account at this point.
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek This is ghoulish. I mean one of the popular in memoriam Twitter accounts is Sir Terry Prachett's. Imagine if it all of a sudden started liking and retweeting; absolutely vile idea
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Oh, you thought being dead would finally free you from Meta's monetization machine? Think again!
Meta got a patent for an AI that trains on your entire social media history (your likes, comments, posts, everything) and then keeps your account humming along after you've shuffled off this mortal coil.
Your digital ghost will dutifully like posts, drop comments and reply to DMs. Because apparently, death is no excuse for low engagement metrics.
Meta's CTO Andrew Bosworth is listed as the primary author, and the patent was originally filed back in 2023. A Meta spokesperson assured everyone they have "no plans to move forward" with this.
Which, as we all know, is corporate speak for "not until the quarterly numbers dip."
@masek You reminded me to delete my Instagram account.
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