UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called...

Luci ☯⚛

@astra_underscore Typst It's like LaTeX but I personally find it more readable

Edit: Oh, wait, you wanted cursed things oops

Sigma

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world I voted Forth, but honestly I'd probably go for a custom DSL. ^^ I recently heard a story about someone who built a custom setup for deployment automation that used git branches to determine which action to execute next.

terminate :thermos:

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world build all the business logic in transact SQL running on Microsoft SQL server (preferably an older edition)

:IBMthinkpad: Midnight 🌒🌓🌕🌗🌘

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world "oh, this PDF is laid out so elegantly! what program did you use?" LaTeX! "oh, these graphics are really eye-catching! what app did you use?" GIMP!

Melody :PoweredByNeocatFloof:

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world golfscript. The version(s) where the code is actually the version of the interpreter

0x4d6165 (Julie)

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world fennel

joe

@astra_underscore
groff

kelluva carto-rusina

@astra_underscore oh forth, absolutely. Nothing like byte compiled definitions loaded from blocks. Preferably on bare metal. Complex stuff in just a few kilobytes!

Stéphanie

@astra_underscore@wetdry.world 6502 assembly in a custom emulator that uses memory maps for additional I/O (though 64kiB of memory might be a bit tight for your application)

Astra Underscore

@Stephanie duckduckgo how do i javascript on 6502 🥴

reia~!

@astra_underscore emacs lisp!!