UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called...
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore@wetdry.world I voted Forth, but honestly I'd probably go for a custom DSL. ^^ I recently heard a story about someone who built a custom setup for deployment automation that used git branches to determine which action to execute next.
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore@wetdry.world build all the business logic in transact SQL running on Microsoft SQL server (preferably an older edition)
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore@wetdry.world "oh, this PDF is laid out so elegantly! what program did you use?" LaTeX! "oh, these graphics are really eye-catching! what app did you use?" GIMP!
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore@wetdry.world golfscript. The version(s) where the code is actually the version of the interpreter
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore oh forth, absolutely. Nothing like byte compiled definitions loaded from blocks. Preferably on bare metal. Complex stuff in just a few kilobytes!
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore@wetdry.world 6502 assembly in a custom emulator that uses memory maps for additional I/O (though 64kiB of memory might be a bit tight for your application)
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@astra_underscore@wetdry.world 6502 assembly in a custom emulator that uses memory maps for additional I/O (though 64kiB of memory might be a bit tight for your application)
@Stephanie duckduckgo how do i javascript on 6502 π₯΄
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UPDATE: My supervisor approached me to ask if I knew a way to make their automatically generated PDF reports not look like ass...and well... I do happen to know of this little tool called... LaTeX...
LaTeX wins by accident!

As the only programmer at the "tech" company, with which piece of tech should I curse the company I work for to confuse the hell out of the next dev they hire?
Please boost for maximum reach!
@astra_underscore emacs lisp!! -
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