It's cheaper to buy an AR-15 rifle than 64GB of DDR5 RAM.

@leyrer my gf will never hear the end of it... Talking me out of buying new hardware last year 🥲

@wall_e ouch

@leyrer Thats because DDR5 RAM has a higher rate of fire. DUH!

@leyrer The AR-15 also has a point & click interface.

@leyrer: #Digitec scheint mittlerweile Kunden, die in der Vergangenheit dort RAM gekauft haben, per Mail anzuschreiben, ob sie das RAM nicht wieder gebraucht für teilweise den doppelten Preis von damals wieder zurückkaufen können.

@leyrer order the rifle and use it to get RAM ‍️

@xtaran bruhahahahah

@leyrer mit nem AR-15 in ein Datacenter um RAM zu beschaffen?

@darthvader42 @leyrer Rather, to destroy the core reason why RAM is so expensive (capitalism)

@30p87 @darthvader42 modified RAF Logo when ?

@leyrer That's what my father would've called "a workaround solution".

@leyrer Two riflles for one DDR5-RAM.

@isAutonomous @leyrer feeling like a warlord

@leyrer just imagine how much RAM an AR-15 can buy you!

@leyrer And then you can use the rifle to get RAM!

@leyrer this gives ideas about what to use the rifle for!

@leyrer How much are guillotines going for though? Asking for a revolutionary.

@dans @30p87 @darthvader42 @leyrer easy question. Yes.

@dans @30p87 @darthvader42 @leyrer necessary technology gets built one way or the other. Soviet Russia had factories - the tech face will be climbed, to reuse Iain Banks' metaphor.

@leyrer

Cheaper to buy an M4 and 1000 rounds of ammo, go hold up a datacenter, and strip the RAM out of all the systems.

Never thought my prior mil experience would dovetail like this. I should check LinkedIn for relevant gigs.