I've just found out that I need to go on dates to find a boyfriend.

@cmconseils Woah, slow down. That means, like, you first have to ask someone to go on a date? You're like Ursain Bolt here and I'm already feeling nauseous doing the leg-stretching.

@cmconseils My coworker said it costs a bunch of money to get ready for a date (clothes, hair and skin product, makeup, etc.) and all the gal gets is a cheap meal. She said bad deal.

@cmconseils that sounds terrible. No wonder you are sick to your stomach. I wouldn't date me. Men are awful. There is no more certain confirmation that sexual preference is not a choice than the existence of heterosexual women.

NB: I recommend kissing girls. it's quite nice. I got one to kiss me once and was never foolish enough to let her go for the last 25 years. I don't get that lucky twice. YMMV.

@cmconseils and apparently these days you need to set them up on an app like a taxi booking.

@cmconseils i hear america is setting up marriage bootcamps for force and finically coerce marriages if thats your thing