Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

Koen :prami:

@stroughtonsmith oh wow. 🫨

NMDoerner

@stroughtonsmith

I KNEW it! I am living in the wrong timeline!

Brian Mueller

@stroughtonsmith if only

Awax

@stroughtonsmith maybe this is what Tim Cook belives when he hangs out with the president.

Jeff

@brianmueller @stroughtonsmith Its that other alternate universe. (do you know where the portal is?)

Rocky Hetherington

@stroughtonsmith Maybe they’re running on Quantum computers and pulling the results from another universe.

Kirk Reynolds

@stroughtonsmith 🫠

Steve Troughton-Smith

We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here

Steve Troughton-Smith

This is the plot to The Man In The High Castle, isn't it? Lost artifacts showing the 'true' timeline?

Ryan M 🥄

@stroughtonsmith ‍️

Gabriel N

@stroughtonsmith it depends on which part of the book you’re reading.

Stuart Gibson

@stroughtonsmith multiverse simulation confirmed to not be thread safe.

Fabien

@stroughtonsmith That is some new level of Reality Distortion Field.

Bernd Kilga

@stroughtonsmith How fitting. Liquid Glass on macOS is also in an alternative universe.

Ilia Kolo

@stroughtonsmith it lives in the better world )

Siguza

@stroughtonsmith dude, Trump is gonna publicly execute Tim if he hears of this...

cynicalsecurity :cm_2:

@stroughtonsmith that's the problem with models which don't keep up with voting fraud

Steve Troughton-Smith

@siguza out a high rise window, as is the way

Steven Op de beeck

@stroughtonsmith @siracusa that’s painful, but it doesn’t really matter. If Apple or anyone uses LLMs to answer knowledge queries directly. We all lose.
Fingers crossed they use LLMs to parse the question and give an formulate the answer based on information that was retrieve from a knowledge database, then we’re talking.

Derek

@stroughtonsmith maybe private cloud computer is quantum and reporting from a better timeline.