Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…
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@siguza out a high rise window, as is the way
@stroughtonsmith into a poisoned helicopter blade, I'm sure
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Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…
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@stroughtonsmith So apparently Apple did not drift into this absurd parallel universe we are all stuck now. Can we use this connection to return into our reality?
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We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here
@stroughtonsmith If only…
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We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here
@stroughtonsmith So THIS is why Siri randomly claims there is no foyer lamp or turns something off or suddenly doesn't recognize my husband's voice? Some sort of experimental quantum magnet alternate universe stuff?
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We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here
@stroughtonsmith just asked same question. Answer: The President is Joe Biden!
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Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…
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@stroughtonsmith works similarly well with the Pope
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Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…
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@stroughtonsmith The current US administration probably asked Apple to take alternative facts into account, and you can hear the "Not like this!" across the Atlantic.
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We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here
@stroughtonsmith For realz‽
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Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…
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This is the plot to The Man In The High Castle, isn't it? Lost artifacts showing the 'true' timeline?
@stroughtonsmith I like to think we already split from the true timeline all the way back in 2016
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Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…
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@stroughtonsmith In the other timeline
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