I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.

I don't know how many times i have to say this: TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICANS CONSUMERS

My poor partner finally broke with a "that's not how anything works!"

We know honey, we know.

Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion

new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.

LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

@quinn

His brain has also turned to pudding and in general his language use is even simpler and less coherent than it was last time.

It hurts to listen to him.

@Ashedryden @quinn One of my favorite life experiences was attending the wedding of a woman from a good Catholic family and a man whose family was involved in a rather notorious biker gang.

The bikers spent the whole ceremony awkwardly watching for cues from the Catholics.

I literally have no idea what he's talking about now.

HERE COME 600% REDUCTIONS par-tay

We're all praying for Cathy

something something rate payer for ai shit

it's going to be GREAT for everyone who doesn't get nose bleeds from the noise pollution

ok, so social security and medicare people, start worrying.

GUYS GUYS 1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS EACH YEAR your retirement is finally safe

we got a new war on something. couldn't make out what
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing

Maybe somali pirates? in landlocked states? we're goin to town people

Please stand up to the crippled child.

Man I don't even know how to make fun of this.

apparently we're going to outlaw a thing that's already not legal, I guess I can agree with that.