I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

I literally have no idea what he's talking about now.

HERE COME 600% REDUCTIONS par-tay

We're all praying for Cathy

something something rate payer for ai shit

it's going to be GREAT for everyone who doesn't get nose bleeds from the noise pollution

ok, so social security and medicare people, start worrying.

GUYS GUYS 1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS EACH YEAR your retirement is finally safe

we got a new war on something. couldn't make out what
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing

Maybe somali pirates? in landlocked states? we're goin to town people

Please stand up to the crippled child.

Man I don't even know how to make fun of this.

apparently we're going to outlaw a thing that's already not legal, I guess I can agree with that.

makin shit up

I want the dem response to be looking to camera, saying "well that just happened" and walk off set.

"It's all cut off, all cut off" he whispered

That's a lot of crazy white people

still clapping

Looks to the dem side and repeatedly screams you should be ashamed of yourself.

the other side is literally chanting USA USA

sure it's cult, but it's such a stupid cult.

no more mail-in ballots except for people who want them.

Why is he still talking? shouldn't this be over yet?

incoherent rambling about elections "We got to stop it, John!"