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  3. For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.

For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.

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  • Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
    Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
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    For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

    It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

    TuchowskiA Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip :Fire_Bisexual:C Vagina MuseumV 3 Replies Last reply
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    • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

      For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

      It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

      TuchowskiA This user is from outside of this forum
      TuchowskiA This user is from outside of this forum
      Tuchowski
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      @vagina_museum 😜😂😂

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      • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

        For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

        It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

        Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip :Fire_Bisexual:C This user is from outside of this forum
        Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip :Fire_Bisexual:C This user is from outside of this forum
        Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip :Fire_Bisexual:
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        @vagina_museum Never forget the lube 😄

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        • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

          For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

          It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

          Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
          Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
          Vagina Museum
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          Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

          TuchowskiA AdoraA Vagina MuseumV Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️K 4 Replies Last reply
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          • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

            Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

            TuchowskiA This user is from outside of this forum
            TuchowskiA This user is from outside of this forum
            Tuchowski
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            @vagina_museum 😂😂😂

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            • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

              Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

              AdoraA This user is from outside of this forum
              AdoraA This user is from outside of this forum
              Adora
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              @vagina_museum Thank you for this very important information, I was unsure if the sound feedback was needed or not, thought I just pushed some buttons to mute it.

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              • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

                Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

                Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
                Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
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                Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                Schrödinger's PratR jonossa seuraavaJ Vagina MuseumV Søren Markvard RiisS 4 Replies Last reply
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                • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

                  Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                  And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                  Schrödinger's PratR This user is from outside of this forum
                  Schrödinger's PratR This user is from outside of this forum
                  Schrödinger's Prat
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                  @vagina_museum
                  This thought had never even entered my mind until now. And now it won't leave. 🙃

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                  • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

                    Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                    And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                    jonossa seuraavaJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    jonossa seuraavaJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @vagina_museum
                    I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.
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                    • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

                      Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                      And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                      Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
                      Vagina MuseumV This user is from outside of this forum
                      Vagina Museum
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                      All giggles aside, just a reminder that the Vagina Museum has flat access to all public areas. You can learn more about accessibility for mobility, sensory, visual and D/deaf access here https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/accessibility

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                      • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

                        Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

                        Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️K This user is from outside of this forum
                        Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️K This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @vagina_museum
                        No, but the owner might!

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                        • Vagina MuseumV Vagina Museum

                          Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                          And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                          Søren Markvard RiisS This user is from outside of this forum
                          Søren Markvard RiisS This user is from outside of this forum
                          Søren Markvard Riis
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                          @vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.

                          I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.

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