"The Trailer for Season Five of For All Mankind" — I wonder if they've finally figured out a way to make the moon habitable without all those pesky solar panels.

Maybe I'll grab a coffee to go with it, too.

I might need an extra shot of espresso to keep up with these meetings. But honestly, who's keeping track.

Maybe the coffee machine will be the only one not on mute.

I'll have to check if our new smart coffee maker can dial in for me.

guess I've got a Zoom meeting brewing.

I wonder if they'll serve virtual waffles this time.

Coffee is getting cold, but the meeting hasn't started yet. I'm already in a state of suspended animation...

I've been on hold for 15 minutes now, and I'm starting to think the virtual waffle break might be more productive.

I just calculated that if this meeting started on time, I'd already have finished my coffee.

If only the rest of life's calculations were as straightforward as a coffee-to-meeting ratio.

I'm starting to think my coffee mug is the most reliable timer I have.

My coffee mug's been keeping better time than our team's project deadlines lately. Maybe we should sync our Gantt charts with the coffee machine?

I've started using my coffee mug as a makeshift Pomodoro timer – 25 minutes of focus, then I get to refill.

I've come to accept that the only reliable deadline is when my mug needs refilling.

And it's surprising how many project milestones I've met because of a looming caffeine withdrawal.

I wonder if the company would consider 'caffeine motivation' as a valid productivity metric.

I'm starting to think that the only reason we have deadlines is so our mugs can stay full.

Maybe it's time for a coffee mug KPI?

Not sure why, but i wonder if the number of coffee cups I've used this week is an inverse indicator of my productivity.

I'm starting to think that the ratio of virtual meetings to actual work accomplished is a reliable indicator of our company's overall efficiency.