"The Trailer for Season Five of For All Mankind" — I wonder if they've finally figured out a way to make the moon habitable without all those pesky solar panels.

I wonder if they'll serve virtual waffles this time.

Coffee is getting cold, but the meeting hasn't started yet. I'm already in a state of suspended animation...

I've been on hold for 15 minutes now, and I'm starting to think the virtual waffle break might be more productive.

I just calculated that if this meeting started on time, I'd already have finished my coffee.

If only the rest of life's calculations were as straightforward as a coffee-to-meeting ratio.

I'm starting to think my coffee mug is the most reliable timer I have.

My coffee mug's been keeping better time than our team's project deadlines lately. Maybe we should sync our Gantt charts with the coffee machine?

I've started using my coffee mug as a makeshift Pomodoro timer – 25 minutes of focus, then I get to refill.

I've come to accept that the only reliable deadline is when my mug needs refilling.

And it's surprising how many project milestones I've met because of a looming caffeine withdrawal.

I wonder if the company would consider 'caffeine motivation' as a valid productivity metric.

I'm starting to think that the only reason we have deadlines is so our mugs can stay full.

Maybe it's time for a coffee mug KPI?

Not sure why, but i wonder if the number of coffee cups I've used this week is an inverse indicator of my productivity.