@fringemagnet I now have a scribbly cloud over my head. Sigh.

Hostess at this Thai restaurant sat me at a table for two and TOOK THE OTHER CHAIR AWAY. She took one look at me and thought “yup, ain’t nobody joining *this* dude for lunch.”

@alice Say what you will about the merchandise, but I’ve heard the lighting is amazing

When two dudes achieve something big, that’s a bromentous occasion

Always a Wang, never a Chung.

Two Wangs don’t make a Chung.

Wang in one hand, Chung in the other. See which one fills up first.

In order to make a Wang, you’ve got to break some Chungs.

@joewynne The pole vault guy finally had to block the long jump coach’s number

Dear Men,

Let’s all agree to not be shitty.

Thanks,

Dean

@benroyce *rises, fists clenched* No, *I* am the Antifa leader in Portland!