@ApostateEnglishman Whenever I see I see his face I always think there's a missing bars motif in the foreground.

@dirtwizard666 @redsad I receive the gift of thy radiation oh shiny lord.

@dirtwizard666 @redsad "But... but... Your God didn't create life."

Really? Then how would life be doing sans Sun? Not too well I think.

@redsad Not my observation but I really liked it.

My favorite thing about being a worshipper of The Sun as a God is that people might come up and say, "I don't believe in your God. Your God doesn't exist." To which you just say, "Yeah it does and there it is," and then just point to it.

@redsad Once upon a time there was a frog sitting on the riverbank and the frog was approached by a scorpion who bade him for a ride on his back to the other side to which the frog responded, “Fuck the police.” And the scorpion said, “Yeah. Fuck the police.” It didn’t really happen but you could imagine the little mandibles going as they said the words.

@dirtwizard666 A Yo Ho-Ho and a rottle of bum for thee who walks the plank and then executes a perfect tuck, roll and finishing with a swan dive. Yarr. Brings a tear to me eyepatch.

@burnoutqueen Negation of another is the only evil that exists.