Hey @Uncledoom, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
What's your ideal cake or pie* (including toppings or sides)?
*and if you say "3.14159..." I'm going roll my eyes, but I'll take it.
Mine would be a dark chocolate-espresso ice cream cake, with a toffee-cookie crust, covered in thick whipped cream, fresh strawberry slices, and toasted coconut shavings.