@cstross I think we're about one news cycle away from learning that the fucker had a volcano base with a shark pool.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:@cstross Slopocolypse now
(or Spamageddon, if you prefer)
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The Washington Post's masthead now reads “Democracy Gets Shivved in the Showers”.The Washington Post's masthead now reads “Democracy Gets Shivved in the Showers”.
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What the actual fuck.The world's most heartbreaking six-word stories:
1906: For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
2026: Orbital data centers for artificial intelligence.
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Today's headlines in the Daily Express! -
Today's headlines in the Daily Express! -
Today's headlines in the Daily Express!@cstross Ah yes, it's “The reason why Brexit didn't work is because it wasn't REAL Brexit." It's the right-wing version of the continually-moving-the-goalposts logic that has a certain class of tankie telling you that the reason the Soviet Union wasn't paradise on Earth is because it wasn't REAL Communism (that part at least is true, but …)
I assume the Real Brexiteers won't be happy until the British Empire is restored. Or not even then, because of course it won't be the REAL British Empire …
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I seriously believe that the gray cat is smart enough to wolf down his treat immediately and then pretend that he lost it under the couch, so that we'll give him a second one.I seriously believe that the gray cat is smart enough to wolf down his treat immediately and then pretend that he lost it under the couch, so that we'll give him a second one.
Meanwhile the orange cat is too dumb to realize that supper has been served unless you actually pick him up and put his nose in the bowl.
The spectrum of feline intelligence is wide.
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Tesla convicted 18 times and ordered to pay thousands for failing to help UK police with investigations@cstross “Hello, thank you for calling Musk Industries Crime Support Line. Please press 1 if you require assistance committing motoring offenses, 2 if you wish to generate illegal pornography, or 3 for all other options. Alternatively, stay on the line and one of our agents will assist you. Your call may be monitored or recorded for LLM training purposes.”