@Hex fucking radiation was still considered to have healing properties in 2014. Radon gas. I was to be in the "healing pools with natural radon gas" in a hotel/hospital. And at the same time they put radon detectors in houses... fucking hell... luckily I was a bit more educated, was on the last (13th) floor of that facility and never went to the pool...

@AkaSci well, there's this simple solution, although unpopular because ICE exists: arrest that south african illegal immigrant and NEVER let him go. Problem solved.