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Today in InfoSec Job Security News:@funnymonkey @GossiTheDog Insert Mickey Mouse as the Sorcerer's Apprentice, and all those animated mops carrying pails of water...
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Today in InfoSec Job Security News:We don't need Skynet becoming sentient to trigger the End o' Days.
We got Claude, happily vibing/making 2.1M commits while we were asleep.

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Today in InfoSec Job Security News:That Claude is a "clod", and boy does Claude get around I tell ya'.
Claude is everywhere you want an exploit to be.

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For my sins in a past life, it has become my job to help prepare offers of hardware updates to our customers.@juergen_hubert
One day, this bubble is going to burst. -
Okay, I'm calling it.@attoparsec Thanos moar like. At least for this little solar system.
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Given all the news about ICE in the past few weeks, can I kindly remind you all that RELX (owners of Elsevier & LexisNexis) is "mission-critical" to ICE. -
As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.@garius@me.uk And I will never grow tired of Oxide and Friends live stream on Discord doing the occasional dunk on the master yachter, hisself.
Every time they dunk on Larry, an angel gets its wings.
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I remember explaining this exact use case to Very Serious People at multiple non-profits who had received literal millions of dollars to research privacy, and these Very Serious People assured me that could never happen.@funnymonkey OMG, what sneakers I should buy while I waste away in an ICE Detention Camp in a malaria infested swamp. <aka "Non, je ne regrette rien">
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This morning, Alex Pretti was shot and killed in Minneapolis by a group of Border Patrol agents after filming them.@BrianJopek At this rate we need to borrow from the NAACP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_man_was_lynched_yesterday_flag
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Unfortunately the relative quiet of the last few days is over.@ApostateEnglishman @inthehands Je suis Minneapolis
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So it begins.@nemeciii #floodthezone with U.S. Debt.
You cannot sell that which there is too much OF. Supply > Demand and the dollar gets flushed down the toilet. And even Melon Husk cannot save you. He's not got even $1T USD of any THING. No asset, worth, valuation comes within $500B or .5T (most likely it is MUCH less). So what ya' gonna do? Even ALL the Broligarchs and Las Vegas Casino families can **not** rescue #47 if he gets stuck in the Tar Baby of #Greenland