@catsalad Next target: the Louvre!

@catsalad It's like uh ph levels right?The water is toxic. Too much dihydrogen monoxide:V

@cR0w @jackryder @mttaggart @catsalad it's classic corporate gaslighting that rarely shows it's face outside of authoritarianism. "Oh, those are his personal views and not those of the company! He doesn't represent the people! He's just in charge of them and directing their work. But we're totally 'neutral.' Honest."

@catsalad same energy

@catsalad Seen it in a commercial building in Germany a few years ago.

@catsalad Squish

@catsalad Me and who?

@catsalad that's how it feels as an introvert at a party.

@catsalad ‍️

@catsalad @pisipapi_ @pisipapi

@catsalad Hello friend Greetings ‎How are you doing today hope you’re feeling well and your family? You are having a direct text from Elon.

@catsalad Don't touch that trauma...

@catsalad the face of the engineer when they see this:

@catsalad This is not the hell portal Doom Guy was hoping for.

@catsalad its primary function seems to be to... Beg for food

@catsalad Hah

@catsalad Hilarious. I've seen, "Stop everything! gotta lick," before but not, "Gotta nap."

@chillicampari @catsalad @jwz By golly, I like the way you think!

@catsalad wowokay... okay