@astra_underscore I can give you a solid recommendation for Perl 5 from personal experience. Be sure to use the special characters a lot and liberally mix using variables in list context and scalar context.

Om the other hand, if you want (to be able) to leave the company, and *stay* away, maybe pick something else so as to avoid getting kidnapped. And should the latter happen, pray that *you* still remember how the heck the thing works.