NOT a political post but i think anyone who describes their morning routine in more than 2 sentences should be investigated by the FBI. you woke up and ate food. we dont need the lore
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every single morning routine post on linkedin is written by a guy who clearly hasnt had a genuine emotion since 2019.every single morning routine post on linkedin is written by a guy who clearly hasnt had a genuine emotion since 2019. “i wake up at 4am and journal about gratitude” motherfucker you are running from something and it is catching up
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the single most dangerous person in any company is the guy who just discovered openclaw.the single most dangerous person in any company is the guy who just discovered openclaw. he will reorganize the entire workflow into 340 nested cron jobs and then quit two weeks later leaving behind a system that no human being can navigate or comprehend. call him spartacus.
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2026: the truth is not out there2026: the truth is not out there
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The reason Bluesky, Threads, and Mastodon don't feel like Old Twitter is simple sociology: Community is path-dependent.The reason Bluesky, Threads, and Mastodon don't feel like Old Twitter is simple sociology: Community is path-dependent. It’s a specific web of 10,000 micro-transactions of reciprocity that happened over a decade.
You can move the people, but you can't move the history.
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/communities-are-not-fungible/
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my favorite genre of guy is "did his own research" guy and his research is 8 hours of a man with a whiteboard in a garage explaining that every problem in the world is caused by one specific group of people and here's how to buy goldmy favorite genre of guy is "did his own research" guy and his research is 8 hours of a man with a whiteboard in a garage explaining that every problem in the world is caused by one specific group of people and here's how to buy gold
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THINK PIECE WRITER: we need to have a conversation about—ME: we do not.THINK PIECE WRITER: we need to have a conversation about—
ME: we do not. we have had the conversation. we have had it nine thousand times. the conversation has been had. everyone agrees it was a bad conversation. and yet here we are. having it. again. in the atlantic -
Every enterprise app feels like typing on a mushy membrane keyboard.Every enterprise app feels like typing on a mushy membrane keyboard. You click a button and get a gentle animation, a swooshy transition, a soft bounce, and zero clear feedback that anything actually happened. The entire B2B software industry optimized for how tools feel during a fifteen-minute sales demo instead of how they perform across an eight-hour workday, and the result is professional software with the tactile precision of poking a marshmallow.
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i want a calendar view called: “what you traded your life for.”i want a calendar view called: “what you traded your life for.”
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If you work 25–65, you get ~2,080 Mondays.If you work 25–65, you get ~2,080 Mondays.
You get ~560 vacation days.
Your life is 19:1 mundane.
Design accordingly.
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/your-life-is-the-sum-total-of-2-000-mondays/
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No not like thatNo not like that