I'm the PA to a CEO of a very large global corporation. It's been an eye opener for me, the guy can't do the simplest of daily life tasks, like make a cup of coffee. If there was an apocalypse he would be the first to go - that thought keeps me going.

I panicked in a job interview after being asked about my greatest achievement, so I told them about the time I was that hungover I went to a Chinese restaurant in the day and in the evening I ordered a takeaway from the Indian. I didn't get the job.