@enbypirate You can't give any ground to them. Dropkick that football with legs. /s

@alice @mayintoronto @roknrol @schmalzkringel

@alice So rude. But you do have ridiculously bitable thighs. Still, I would ask first. What kind of cracker was it?

@mayintoronto @roknrol @schmalzkringel

@mayintoronto @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel During nesting season, they're such assholes. If they come at you, just gotta give them the ol' beakflip.

@mayintoronto @alice @roknrol @schmalzkringel There's a reason we call them Cobra Chickens.

@alice whoa, wut?! Crazy.

@AltTextHealthCheck

@alice That's going to be a yes again.

@catsalad