@jeridansky thank you. We’re just one of about 17,000 households affected by this. Every one of which is furious!

Day 3 of no water begins. The unctuous automated messages from South East Water are no longer giving any kind of estimated date or time for when it will be back on. They are apparently opening another water station (which will also no doubt be impossible to get at), so looks like we're in for the long haul. Fuckers.

@Teaceratops This may be a very silly question, but have they talked to the British Consulate there? Repatriating stuck Brits is a large part of what the Consulate does.

Oh goody, South East Water (cursed be their name) have managed to fuck up our water supply. Again. Presumably this will now mean they'll be sending us a letter in a couple of weeks telling us they're putting up the water bill again. Gotta deliver that shareholder value.