@boreq They did actually ask me to kick the ping-pong ball back to them, which would have been surprisingly difficult given I was riding a bike at the time

Earlier I stopped my bike to retrieve a ping-pong ball from the road for a small child who insisted on giving me a fist-bump and declared I was "a saint". I've had worse days.

"For these NFTs, we will continue to host this metadata in perpetuity"

"Please know that all NFTs minted on any MakersPlace contract will be safe and live on"

Mate, you didn't even manage to last five years. "Perpetuity" is quite a lot longer than your next VC round runway.

Five years ago I pointed out nearly all NFT's were going to break when the startup who minted them goes bust, causing people to get *extremely* mad at me until everyone concluded that I was correct.

Thought I'd check in on the two examples I used and well

@Floppy OOF

I just witnessed someone present an AI-written slide deck they'd never even read.

Apparently slideshow karaoke is now a corporate skill

@d The one true federated chat platform. It has history and everything.

@evey @erincandescent You used the word "just" there

@erincandescent Part of the problem is server-side chat history storage being so controversial within the IRC community.

"Just run a bouncer", they say, like that is actually something most people are ever going to do.

@russss I think that's the highest I've ever seen?!

Seriously I have so much data lying around and no time to get it over the line

All I want is a giant pile of funding to recover important lost websites and publish the information as useful open data