@ai6yr When the original Battlestar Galactica aired, I was very amused by the Lords of COBOL references. OK, they really didn't spell it that way, but still ...

Trump said he consulted oil companies before and after attack -- oil
companies execs deny it

OK, this ad I just saw was worth a chuckle -- for one of the "find potential new hires quickly" online sites.

Two workers standing on a catwalk above a car assembly line. The robot arm is smashing the cars.

Guy1: "We need someone who knows COBOL!"

Guy2: "What's COBOL?"

Maduro will apparently be represented by Julian Assange's attorney. The government prosecution team will no doubt be chosen from DOJ's "Group W" bench of prosecutors remaining after almost 3000 reportedly were fired or resigned since the start of Trump's second term. #Alice'sRestaurant