@TwinPeaksQuotes The beauty of this exchange is that eventually Cooper doubts even this testimony. It hinges on...
SPOILERS

Leland/BOB isn't schizophrenic. They are two separate people who are the same man. And one of them isn't real. AND these 3 contradictions are made possible thanks to "dream time". Lynch refused to comment on this point on purpose. It might lead fans to solve who killed Laura, and Lynch said he never wants the mystery to be solved. https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/david-lynch-didnt-want-twin-peaks-murder-solved-1234972633/

@Mrfunkedude Did you know that Feb this year will fill every calendar day neatly for the whole month? That means there will be more Mondays in Feb than have existed in the past 11 years.

One of these is true and the other is true if your pain threshold is superhuman.