Dumbass mother: “Oh, I’m so sad my son died of measles! But I guess it is all part of God’s mysterious plan!”
God: “Wow, humans are so dumb, even my ‘hand them a measles vaccine on a silver platter’ plan didn’t work.”
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"Since late January, the schoolboy [Ethan Moran Lopez] has been confined to a hospital bed with measles encephalitis, a complication that causes swelling and inflammation in the brain. -
Today someone referred to a cybertruck as a “pedotruck” and I’m sorry but that’s the kind of nickname that sticks when your front man shows up in the Epstein files.Today someone referred to a cybertruck as a “pedotruck” and I’m sorry but that’s the kind of nickname that sticks when your front man shows up in the Epstein files.