@HeavenlyPossum i know them, they and i were hanging out at the library when it happened

@FinalGirl hell is too good for the likes of zuckerberg and co

@HannahCelsius introversion, autism, and RSD are a hell of a cocktail. end of the day, i simply cannot organize. someone's gotta be the one to invite me

@HannahCelsius i feel you. i live on a mountain with like six neighbors in walking distance, and half of them are fucking trumpers

@futurebird

i consider myself part of that party, except instead of a party it's anarchists

@marisa

daaaamn, wired with a capital W

i've saved a copy of this article in case it goes poof somehow

@campuscodi alt text! adding alt text includes everyone, and is not only easy in general, but for high-clarity text images like this there's literally a button to do it automatically with OCR

@steff

ohhh okay the ID verification is only going to be a sword of damocles for when the dumbass machine scanning my every correspondence randomly decides i'm 11 one day. i don't have to show ID, i just have to think about how the world's shittiest robot is going to analyze me every time i talk to my friends.

okay thanks discord that's much better

i was once told h.p. lovecraft got "less racist" later in life bc he started admitting some group or another wasn't totally inferior

and i was all "no.. he just revised the parameters a little"

@alice i'd ask "where's lesbian mart" but that's just home depot

@sugar SORCERY

@diz he's trying his best

whatever happens in life, always remember that the bug emoji is perfectly positioned to play the sax emoji

@eff yes i'd be much happier if they shot us in the face without scanning that face first, thank you very much

@alice can confirm i am flipping some fucking tables

@alice as a plural slut, i already fuck myself :3

@redsad sounds fun, here's some tips i found

https://mastodon.nz/@pezmico/109856502598087469

@freyablekman a beautifully painted middle finger to the sexist norms