@moelassus I think we need a poll here, people in favour of second breakfast vs those cretins who aren't in favour of second breakfast for the handsome Jasper.
We have Merry, Pippin and Frodo and the entirety of Hobbiton in favour of second breakfast.
I certainly favour second breakfast.

@tantramar Before I read this, I thought the policy was that dogs who bite are euthanized. I love dogs too, but wouldn't hesitate to defend myself in whatever way works. That's an awful experience for you.