Pro-tip: If your job involves working with spreadsheets, you can spend the day playing Rule The Waves, and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2008100/Rule_the_Waves_3/

@HeavenlyPossum : Mate, let's not forget the daily threats faced by NSW police, like a 95yo approaching slowly with her walking frame:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-23/police-officer-who-tasered-95yo-woman-suspended/102380588

Today I learnt you have to be 18+ in #Australia to be able to purchase a mitre saw.

It's hard to imagine a tool that is less useful as a weapon, so I'm guessing we're just really worried about kids getting into carpentry these days.