@LukaTheMouse@gamedev.lgbt this is peak internet right here

Side note: “slushy road” sounds like something one would find in Candyland

Home after running errands on slushy roads.

@Bwee@meow.social @BatElite@chitter.xyz this video really confused my cat ​​

@Bwee@meow.social squeak!

Hmmm... I did not post a poem today. I'm too sleepy to write anything, and I still have to function for about two hours. I can do that tomorrow.

Gendered correctly by hospital security!

I took a nap. I feel better now.

@badpenny@alaskan.social I wasn't expecting a real answer, but thanks for breaking this down like that (/genuine)

Stupid capitalism! I just wanna be covered in colorful pictures!

Why do tattoos have to be so expensive? ​​

@luna@lunar.place but Luna nudes ​​

Interviewer: “Why do you want to work here?”
Me: “Because we live in a society where our right to live is dictated by our perceived usefulness to the upper class, and you seem like the least soul sucking of my options.”

@gintoxicating@transister.social that tshirt is adorable!!!!!! ​​

If you're polyamorous, please use a planner or calendar. No one wants to hear “Oh, I forgot we had a date tonight, and I'm hanging out/made plans with this other person already.”

@bea_lor@eldritch.cafe oh no, whatever will you do? (/s)