@fullfathomfive Finally! It's OUR time!
tankgrrl@hachyderm.io
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Happy lunar new year everyone -
DHS is actively pursuing more and more denaturalizations.@SearingTruth 100%
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DHS is actively pursuing more and more denaturalizations.I guess he'd also work in "but not too brown"
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DHS is actively pursuing more and more denaturalizations.DHS is actively pursuing more and more denaturalizations.
Just waiting for Trump to replace the Statue of Liberty plaque:
"Give me your white, your rich,
Your billionaires yearning to invest,
The yachted oligarchs of your teeming shore.
Send these, the privileged, crypto-bros to me,
I lift my award beside the gold-painted door!" -
What's going on here? -
In a moment of weakness I _did_ buy my first MP3 player new-in-box on eBay.@North 4 Mbps! Luxury!
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๐ Unable to decrypt message> Error: Unknown cipher. Hack the mainframe? Y/N
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LMFAO I was trying to change my banner photo, and Mastodon kept using a cached version instead of the one I was picking, so I picked a random photo in the hope I could force it to ignore the old one...@alice I guess some people prefer natural nubz over the store-bought ones.
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My kid just texted to tell me that my name in the Epstein Files.@kims Condolences.
I've never been so happy not to have made the digest.
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Baby Mojo Jojo, everyone.@FritzAdalis On the lookout for the Anubis dog head.
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Trump reviewing his Kennedy Center changes.Trump reviewing his Kennedy Center changes.
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Lest we forget in the midst of everything else, The USA sent troops into a sovereign nation and took its president.@dneary January has been the longest year...
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Lest we forget in the midst of everything else, The USA sent troops into a sovereign nation and took its president. -
#uspol #iranTrump's 'you better not start shooting protestors' remark towards Iran is the most weak, hypocritical threat as ICE/DHS kills protestors here.
Credit: Brandan Reynols https://brandanreynolds.com/
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Apple made $117.8bn in total profit (not revenue, of course) over the past four quarters, which is an average of $323 million per day.@mattgemmell I hope people will understand that the point of this isn't "Apple should spend more on charity" (although they should) but "this is how little Apple gives while crowing about their philanthropy"
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*A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*@tantramar @catsalad If I may:
You sit beside it to deliver scritches
It climbs on your lap
Youโve fallen into its trap!
You canโt get up for hours, bitches!