Anyone want to Lady and the Tramp a garlic breadstick?

Fun first date idea: we let our therapists tag along.

Two athletes were disqualified for using banned wax and I can't automatically assume they used it on their skis because of the whole penis injection thing.

Counter offer: scan my butt for identification.

Everyone was _____ _____ last night:

Sir, this is music and we encourage experimentation, but there are some rules. That is a loaf of French bread and you cannot play it in that manner.

The Funky Loaf
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z-n5R3jaElM

I would like to return the unused portion of 2026 for a full refund, please.