@cstross I just noticed the clock. It's 7:05 AM and she's waking up the patient.
I haven't noticed the placement of her right hand, or I'd have to comment on that too.

@cstross What? She just rotated the right foot 180 degrees.
And shortened the left leg so the left foot is at the same distance from the body as the right knee.
What's not shown is the bone saw used to perform such surgery.
All absolutely normal, surely?

@cstross Not a chance. Vampires have a dignity

@cstross I suspect not: there's no limit to human stupidity.

@sundogplanets Thank you, we know the Starlink numbers anyway: "too fucking many by a huge amount."

@cstross There's also PORN: Paedophile Orange Republican Nutter.

@cstross I wouldn't put it past him to actually believe his own bullshit though.
He'd be "Yes, it breaks a law, big deal, we have lots of lawyers", without actually knowing that no, lawyers can't argue against physics.

@cstross Also, stop all supplies coming into the UK 12 miles from port. Or unload into a British vessel in the middle of the sea!!!!111!!!!

@cstross The Daily Distress.

@HighlandLawyer @cstross @capriciousday They'll argue that lawyers are over 18 "and why would be a problem to prove that?".
Remember it's the "Labour" party we are talking about.

@mbpaz @cstross My router is over 18 years old, and I'm not replacing it. And I can prove its age.