wife: let’s watch a movie tonight
me: i’ll be home from work by 7:00
wife: we’ll eat, and start it at 8:00
me: sounds good
wife: i’m excited
me: me too!

[8:06]

me: *whispers* they’re the mane attraction

me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there

Despite their intimidating appearance, Canadian dogs are actually quite affectionate.