@ProjectFearlessness

Did he also bring 14 American-made couches?

@Ursuursulala

Aunt Edna was reincarnated as a fish.

@benroyce

Always check your downloads against SHA-256 checksum hashes (if available).

@randahl

Elmo has to keep hyping Tesla, or the stock price will drop to its true value. His recent help to Ukraine, which essentially disabled the Starlink antennas used by Russian drones, was just a ploy to earn goodwill. He's evil to the core.

@randahl

Translated.