@Xavier Oi! Don't ever let anyone tell you that taking a gummy isn't self-care!

@lemay When the paperwork asks breed, I'd put "orange" for my orange cat, because they're a separate farking species of animal.

I've been dreading calling the dentist because I had to ask him a Hard Question.

No one answered, and I was so mad. I finally got the damn guts to call and ask Hard Question, but then, ah ha!

I said to myself I says, "You can ask Hard Question to not a human, but a machine."

Message left! Hard Question asked! I can cross this off my to list from like last farking year!

#mentalhealth #ehlersdanlossyndrome #eds

@sb Ha! I actually did know one good cop, and thankfully he was chief of police. The whole town came out to his funeral. The entire farking town.

#memes #shitpost #cheezburger #caturday #cats #catsofMastodon #catstodon #mastocats #cats