@donni If at first you don’t succeed, try to get someone else to do it

@catsalad "We could starve them out... unless they break into the laundry, where the Mother Lode of Lil Friskies is warehoused. If that happens, we'll die here in the bathroom."

@cmconseils that sounds terrible. No wonder you are sick to your stomach. I wouldn't date me. Men are awful. There is no more certain confirmation that sexual preference is not a choice than the existence of heterosexual women.

NB: I recommend kissing girls. it's quite nice. I got one to kiss me once and was never foolish enough to let her go for the last 25 years. I don't get that lucky twice. YMMV.