I’m tired of people.

If you’re not a people, let’s hang out.

Thinkin' about:

Dragon kisses, but it's just a big mlem on your face.

Heckin' all I need in life.

#art

@anthropy I am definitely not cursed to be irresistably cute and fluffy.

Even if I was cursed (which I’m not), I’d be able to tell you about it.

I am definitely not cursed.

How can you be sure I'm not really three kobolds in a trenchcoat?

How to appease your dragon god:
(hint: it rhymes with “schnookies.”)

@AliCatAD Pretty kitty!
*Pers carefully, but knows belly rubs are a trap on cats*

@Puffin Puffin pets!
*Pets your gorgeous feathers and admires the colors on your bill*

@senil *Pets the synth’s visor, then wipes it gently with lens cleaning cloth*

@volpeon *Pets the wyvern and plays with its floofy mane and checks out its awesome wings respectfully.*

@faoluin *Gives belated pets the the nice werewolf*

@slatian *Pets the pretty dragon across time and space, because I was asleep when you asked*

@moonflower I was asleep, I’m sorry!

*Pets the horse and brushies your mane*

@Chase Pretty birb deserves lots of pets!
*Ruffles your feathers*

@witch *Pets zhe Yinglet.”

Oh no! I have been affected!

@Cal Ooh, robo-pets! Smooth and shiny!

*pets your adorable chassis*

@Skye_Wilson *Pets as nicely and gently as possible.*

@tc2142 Now where did I put my ramjets?

@maypop_neocities That sounds like a command!

*pets and pets to appease the dragon*