Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.

@GayDeceiver I thought that's what antiques roadshow was.

@msbellows I guess, but those were the segments never televised.

“My Aunt Karen is trapped in this vessel.”
“I can see why. This an ancient Akkadian Demon vessel.”

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I'd watch that.

@GayDeceiver ..animated by Mappa.

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"Ah and here we have a wonderfully preserved monkeys paw with 1 finger still raised. I wish I could go back and show you what horrors the previous owners brought upon themselves"

*Finger lowers, host vanishes with a puff of smoke and a scream*

@GayDeceiver Yeah, you have to actually pay the $2.99 to rent the episodes and then you get the "extras" where they put all the paranormal stuff.

@GayDeceiver Well, indeed your ordinary gold ring is quite extraordinary. If we hold it in this fire here, you will see some faint script revealed which is in fact the sign of the maker, the Dark Lord Sauron. As far as value goes, at auction I would conservatively estimate about $1 million and I'd insure it for $1.5 to $2 million. Of course, it's real value is to dominate the lesser rings and their owners, so it's priceless. Thanks for bringing it.

@GayDeceiver It ran for three seasons back in the 80s and was called "Friday the 13th: The Series". Spiritual predecessor to Warehouse 13.

@UrsaAshBear @GayDeceiver do the visitors vanish too??!?

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Where can I see this must-see TV, GayDeceiver?

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@GayDeceiver The frogurt is also cursed. But you get your choice of topping!

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My wife thinks I should write a Sasquatch Tracker app.

@_the_cloud @GayDeceiver “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.” [long awkward pause] “That’s *bad*.”

@wettpaynt
Is it more science fiction like Warehouse 13 or more horror like, well, Friday the 13th? Warehouse 13 is one is my favorite shows so I'm certainly interested but I don't do well with horror or horror adjacent.
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@GayDeceiver @voltagex there actually is a game where you run a little shop that cleans mystical trinkets

@GayDeceiver Thats just warehouse 13

@GayDeceiver @tuban_muzuru My mother hails from Happy Camp, California. I absolutely am not allowed to be a Sasquatch skeptic.
https://www.abc10.com/article/entertainment/television/programs/backroads/bartells-backroads-happy-camp-bigfoot-art-gold/103-75fb90f7-0b17-453f-9fea-a4bf4efe1c6f

https://bigfooteruption.com/usa/pacific/california/happy-camp-ca/

https://bigfooteruption.com/usa/pacific/california/happy-camp-ca/

@GayDeceiver this dude will fit right in

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What I want to build is a little mic-to-spectrum display and some fun stuff for recording and a hitch to an okay thermal camera,