Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
"Ah and here we have a wonderfully preserved monkeys paw with 1 finger still raised. I wish I could go back and show you what horrors the previous owners brought upon themselves"
*Finger lowers, host vanishes with a puff of smoke and a scream*
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@msbellows I guess, but those were the segments never televised.
“My Aunt Karen is trapped in this vessel.”
“I can see why. This an ancient Akkadian Demon vessel.”@GayDeceiver Yeah, you have to actually pay the $2.99 to rent the episodes and then you get the "extras" where they put all the paranormal stuff.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver Well, indeed your ordinary gold ring is quite extraordinary. If we hold it in this fire here, you will see some faint script revealed which is in fact the sign of the maker, the Dark Lord Sauron. As far as value goes, at auction I would conservatively estimate about $1 million and I'd insure it for $1.5 to $2 million. Of course, it's real value is to dominate the lesser rings and their owners, so it's priceless. Thanks for bringing it.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver It ran for three seasons back in the 80s and was called "Friday the 13th: The Series". Spiritual predecessor to Warehouse 13.
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"Ah and here we have a wonderfully preserved monkeys paw with 1 finger still raised. I wish I could go back and show you what horrors the previous owners brought upon themselves"
*Finger lowers, host vanishes with a puff of smoke and a scream*
@UrsaAshBear @GayDeceiver do the visitors vanish too??!?
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver The frogurt is also cursed. But you get your choice of topping!
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@GayDeceiver Yeah, you have to actually pay the $2.99 to rent the episodes and then you get the "extras" where they put all the paranormal stuff.
My wife thinks I should write a Sasquatch Tracker app.
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@GayDeceiver The frogurt is also cursed. But you get your choice of topping!
@_the_cloud @GayDeceiver “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.” [long awkward pause] “That’s *bad*.”
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@GayDeceiver It ran for three seasons back in the 80s and was called "Friday the 13th: The Series". Spiritual predecessor to Warehouse 13.
@wettpaynt
Is it more science fiction like Warehouse 13 or more horror like, well, Friday the 13th? Warehouse 13 is one is my favorite shows so I'm certainly interested but I don't do well with horror or horror adjacent.
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@GayDeceiver @voltagex there actually is a game where you run a little shop that cleans mystical trinkets
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver Thats just warehouse 13
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My wife thinks I should write a Sasquatch Tracker app.
@GayDeceiver @tuban_muzuru My mother hails from Happy Camp, California. I absolutely am not allowed to be a Sasquatch skeptic.
https://www.abc10.com/article/entertainment/television/programs/backroads/bartells-backroads-happy-camp-bigfoot-art-gold/103-75fb90f7-0b17-453f-9fea-a4bf4efe1c6fhttps://bigfooteruption.com/usa/pacific/california/happy-camp-ca/
https://bigfooteruption.com/usa/pacific/california/happy-camp-ca/
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver this dude will fit right in
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@GayDeceiver @tuban_muzuru My mother hails from Happy Camp, California. I absolutely am not allowed to be a Sasquatch skeptic.
https://www.abc10.com/article/entertainment/television/programs/backroads/bartells-backroads-happy-camp-bigfoot-art-gold/103-75fb90f7-0b17-453f-9fea-a4bf4efe1c6fhttps://bigfooteruption.com/usa/pacific/california/happy-camp-ca/
https://bigfooteruption.com/usa/pacific/california/happy-camp-ca/
What I want to build is a little mic-to-spectrum display and some fun stuff for recording and a hitch to an okay thermal camera,
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@GayDeceiver this dude will fit right in
@GayDeceiver here's a cleaner version
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver The Antique Woe Show?
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver there is a YouTube series that does a skit that's like QVC for magical items. The channel is called Wizards with Guns, I think. Not the same, but still funny
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@GayDeceiver Thats just warehouse 13
Are we sure Antiques Roadshow isn't a division of Warehouse 13??
"Most of it's junk, but we found 2 cursed mirrors and 1 enchanted key. Gave 'em offers they couldn't refuse."
