By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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@GossiTheDog "falter without wider adoption" means its not a boom right?
"wider adoption" than forcing it into Office for 400+ million users?
"wider adoption" than RENAMING your core subscription product Copilot 365??
Pretty much every customer on the planet has Microsoft's shitty AI installed whether they want it or not and he's talking about Wider Adoption. Amazing.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog extreme "get good" energy back at him
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog the words "sucks to suck" come to mind
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog Fuck these guys, seriously Fuck. These. Guys!
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog “why won’t you plebs do as you’re told???”
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog
AI is a bullshit fountain -
@GossiTheDog I am so confused by those AI bros. It is like they have absolutely no clue how the world works?
They seem to be stunned that people don't like faulty, dangerous products. They have no clue that people have no money left for those nonsense products, which are causing chaos & more work, and who are also pissed that they are stealing data, human labour, destroying the environment and establishing a broligarchy.
And they are completely and utterly baffled that we don't love them.
@art_histories I must admit to enjoying this, never having used the bloody AI things that infect my Handy and also the FB. Effectively I use them as little as possible because the signs (which I am unsuccessful in eradicating) piss me off. Yippie that they are having problems
@GossiTheDog -
@fencepost @GossiTheDog You've not needed a new computer since 2017. I just set one back up, i5 @ 3.8 Ghz, can record, transcode and playback HD video without breaking a sweat. We've added more cores, slowed the machine down, added pipelines and memory timings no one will notice. Games? I may have missed a leap forward where they are now realistic but I don't think so...
I have a 10-year-old laptop and I consider it fast and fancy.
Back in the '90s, a 10-year-old computer was considered retro, legacy, and of no practical use (aside from niche applications that specifically need a retro computer). Today, a 10-year-old computer is still perfectly viable.
There are faster computers available now, but we seem to have run out of ideas of what to do with the extra computing power.
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I have a 10-year-old laptop and I consider it fast and fancy.
Back in the '90s, a 10-year-old computer was considered retro, legacy, and of no practical use (aside from niche applications that specifically need a retro computer). Today, a 10-year-old computer is still perfectly viable.
There are faster computers available now, but we seem to have run out of ideas of what to do with the extra computing power.
@argv_minus_one @fencepost @GossiTheDog The only use case I can think of is speed in gaming - but we're requiring kernel level access to prevent cheating - we've ruined computers with gaming.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog He is specifically talking about his own product that no one wants. The "no one wants copilot" vibe is so strong, they are damaging one of their biggest brands (Office) to boost sales of it.
He's got a losing hand, even at a table full of shitty hands, he's got a real stinker.
Some of the other Ai products might have some some shot, but Copilot? DOA.
It's like they found a way to make their products worse, and doubled down on it, and then complain no one wants it. weird.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog Meh, I adopted it for soup recipes. I hope that helps you.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog What a heartbreak it would be if this harmful technology looking for problems to solve would burst.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog Good.
May their AI chip and shatter. -
By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog pretty certain that AI will boom soon. First, though, Linux on the desktop. Then, I guess, flying cars.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog We’re so close to AGI bro. Just a few more trillions, plz!
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog You will eat the bugs
You will rent the PC
You will use the AI
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog For over 20 years now these guys have been 'move fast and break stuff' mode and they go make something that is broken from the get go and can't figure out why no one wants the thing?!
On the bright side, it feels like that bubble is about to burst very, very soon...
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog I saw this on Bluesky and it’s so accurate
“They refused to make it relevant to my lifestyle.”
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog How about, you CEOs bet, you failed, time for that responsibility that supposedly justifies your compensation.
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