By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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I have a 10-year-old laptop and I consider it fast and fancy.
Back in the '90s, a 10-year-old computer was considered retro, legacy, and of no practical use (aside from niche applications that specifically need a retro computer). Today, a 10-year-old computer is still perfectly viable.
There are faster computers available now, but we seem to have run out of ideas of what to do with the extra computing power.
@argv_minus_one @fencepost @GossiTheDog The only use case I can think of is speed in gaming - but we're requiring kernel level access to prevent cheating - we've ruined computers with gaming.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog He is specifically talking about his own product that no one wants. The "no one wants copilot" vibe is so strong, they are damaging one of their biggest brands (Office) to boost sales of it.
He's got a losing hand, even at a table full of shitty hands, he's got a real stinker.
Some of the other Ai products might have some some shot, but Copilot? DOA.
It's like they found a way to make their products worse, and doubled down on it, and then complain no one wants it. weird.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog Meh, I adopted it for soup recipes. I hope that helps you.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog What a heartbreak it would be if this harmful technology looking for problems to solve would burst.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog Good.
May their AI chip and shatter. -
By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog pretty certain that AI will boom soon. First, though, Linux on the desktop. Then, I guess, flying cars.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog We’re so close to AGI bro. Just a few more trillions, plz!
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog You will eat the bugs
You will rent the PC
You will use the AI
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog For over 20 years now these guys have been 'move fast and break stuff' mode and they go make something that is broken from the get go and can't figure out why no one wants the thing?!
On the bright side, it feels like that bubble is about to burst very, very soon...
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog I saw this on Bluesky and it’s so accurate
“They refused to make it relevant to my lifestyle.”
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog How about, you CEOs bet, you failed, time for that responsibility that supposedly justifies your compensation.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog I have some NFTs to sell.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog they misspelled Microslop
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@GossiTheDog I don't understand where they keep printing money out of thin air from when disabling copilot and recall are probably the most searched things for windows 11 (besides moving the start menu back where it belongs, and switching to less janky traditional right-click menu)
@da_667 @GossiTheDog I recall it being something along the lines of tech companies stacking money for a long time and now they've decided that *this* is the thing they're going to use their war chests on
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
"It could falter..."
Quicker the better...
Maybe what they've wasted money on trying to convince us all to waste ours could be put to use doing that finding new antibiotics they promised but have nothing about
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog No. I do not want to adopt your ugly baby.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog bro
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog more "Broductivity" -> enhancing the Bureaucracy
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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@GossiTheDog I am so confused by those AI bros. It is like they have absolutely no clue how the world works?
They seem to be stunned that people don't like faulty, dangerous products. They have no clue that people have no money left for those nonsense products, which are causing chaos & more work, and who are also pissed that they are stealing data, human labour, destroying the environment and establishing a broligarchy.
And they are completely and utterly baffled that we don't love them.
@art_histories @GossiTheDog
>broligarchy
my stomach cringed at this lol -
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