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  • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

    What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

    Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

    https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

    CarolynC This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets The FCC is corrupt. What I don’t understand is how US gets to decide this for the world. 😞

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    • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

      What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

      Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

      https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

      Prof. Sam LawlerS This user is from outside of this forum
      Prof. Sam LawlerS This user is from outside of this forum
      Prof. Sam Lawler
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      "Launching a constellation of a million satellites that operate as orbital data centers is a first step toward becoming a Kardashev II-level situation"

      THIS IS IN AN FCC FILING NOT A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M DEAD

      Kiloku - Secretário do CaosK RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress:R schrotthaufenS Prof. Sam LawlerS Solo la 🌍 salva a la 🌎J 7 Replies Last reply
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      • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

        What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

        Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

        https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

        España BizarraE This user is from outside of this forum
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        España Bizarra
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        @sundogplanets So now Musk wants to jump in the data center wagon, so he can get VC funding. Too late, that bubble will burst this very same year.

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        • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

          What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

          Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

          https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

          kwayk42K This user is from outside of this forum
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          @sundogplanets that's it... Imma build a rail gun that can shoot down those satellites

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          • kwayk42K kwayk42

            @sundogplanets that's it... Imma build a rail gun that can shoot down those satellites

            Doug WadeD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @kwayk42 @sundogplanets I love the enthusiasm but that would be speed running Kessler syndrome

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            • CarolynC Carolyn

              @sundogplanets The FCC is corrupt. What I don’t understand is how US gets to decide this for the world. 😞

              EyeG This user is from outside of this forum
              EyeG This user is from outside of this forum
              Eye
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              @CStamp @sundogplanets

              This!

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              • Doug WadeD Doug Wade

                @kwayk42 @sundogplanets I love the enthusiasm but that would be speed running Kessler syndrome

                kwayk42K This user is from outside of this forum
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                @dougwade @sundogplanets so... I should design incendiary rounds is what you're saying?

                At this point the only way out is through, unless someone wants to build giant nets to try and clean up space debris

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                • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

                  What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                  Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                  https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

                  SpycrabS This user is from outside of this forum
                  SpycrabS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @sundogplanets need more deorbit star link propaganda

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                  • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

                    What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                    Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                    https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

                    mkjM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @sundogplanets One… million… satellites!? 🤯

                    Even ignoring all the *other* issues…

                    I imagine those wouldn't exactly be tiny cubesats. So how does 30 per launch sound? Build enough of those satellites and launchers to maintain a launch cadence of one launch per day, and that kind of a constellation is *90 years off* per my calculator. Assuming no failed launches and no failures in-orbit and no replacements needed for that time, naturally. And they'll cram all that into sun-synch orbits? WTAF?

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                    • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

                      "Launching a constellation of a million satellites that operate as orbital data centers is a first step toward becoming a Kardashev II-level situation"

                      THIS IS IN AN FCC FILING NOT A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M DEAD

                      Kiloku - Secretário do CaosK This user is from outside of this forum
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                      Kiloku - Secretário do Caos
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                      @sundogplanets not that it matters, but it also wouldn't budge a thing in the kardashev scale, as it's supposed to measure how much power civilization can harness, and they certainly would pale in comparison to the total amount of earth based computing power, not to mention all the power used in non-computing usage

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                      • kwayk42K kwayk42

                        @dougwade @sundogplanets so... I should design incendiary rounds is what you're saying?

                        At this point the only way out is through, unless someone wants to build giant nets to try and clean up space debris

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                        @kwayk42 @dougwade @sundogplanets um actually, giant nets are a order of magnitude better idea that shooting satellites. Grapple arms and foam are also options. /srs

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                        • kwayk42K kwayk42

                          @sundogplanets that's it... Imma build a rail gun that can shoot down those satellites

                          mkjM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @kwayk42 Nudge one a kilometer off position and hello our old friend Kessler.

                          @sundogplanets

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                          • SpycrabS Spycrab

                            @kwayk42 @dougwade @sundogplanets um actually, giant nets are a order of magnitude better idea that shooting satellites. Grapple arms and foam are also options. /srs

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                            @spycrab @dougwade @sundogplanets but I can still shoot them once they're caught in a net though right?

                            #JustWannaBuildARailgun

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                              @pthenq1 @sundogplanets

                              The sunrise/sunset line is the terminator. So, Sun-synchronous (i.e., passes every day at the same local solar time) LEO on the plane of the terminator.

                              Whatever it's called, it's a horrible idea. Want a ringed planet, you know where to find it. One of these days they will come up with a clever (?) plan to dismantle the Moon to give old Earth a ring too... until the rocks start colliding with each other and decaying into our atmosphere.

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                              • mkjM mkj

                                @sundogplanets One… million… satellites!? 🤯

                                Even ignoring all the *other* issues…

                                I imagine those wouldn't exactly be tiny cubesats. So how does 30 per launch sound? Build enough of those satellites and launchers to maintain a launch cadence of one launch per day, and that kind of a constellation is *90 years off* per my calculator. Assuming no failed launches and no failures in-orbit and no replacements needed for that time, naturally. And they'll cram all that into sun-synch orbits? WTAF?

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                                I really can't help but feel that someone, somewhere, saw the term "megaconstellation" and said "let's have an *actual* mega-constellation!"

                                @sundogplanets

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                                • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

                                  "Launching a constellation of a million satellites that operate as orbital data centers is a first step toward becoming a Kardashev II-level situation"

                                  THIS IS IN AN FCC FILING NOT A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M DEAD

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                                  @sundogplanets I would ask if you were fucking serious and why the FCC hasn't thrown it out, but calling the people left there "clownshoes" is an unforgivable insult to the footwear of professional entertainers.

                                  Also, worth noting, that isn't even fucking *ZERO* on the Kardashev because that's not even a goddamn relevant scale. Please somebody start fucking executing these techbro oligarchs to save the rest of us.

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                                  • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

                                    What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                                    Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                                    https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

                                    Hugh FergusonH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @sundogplanets at this number of satellites, we're in the domain where the Russians and Chinese might start shooting them down as they would take up orbital real estate for their own networks to compete with Starlink

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                                    • kwayk42K kwayk42

                                      @spycrab @dougwade @sundogplanets but I can still shoot them once they're caught in a net though right?

                                      #JustWannaBuildARailgun

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                                      @kwayk42 🤭🤍

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                                      • Prof. Sam LawlerS Prof. Sam Lawler

                                        "Launching a constellation of a million satellites that operate as orbital data centers is a first step toward becoming a Kardashev II-level situation"

                                        THIS IS IN AN FCC FILING NOT A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M DEAD

                                        schrotthaufenS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @sundogplanets They will absolutely rubber stamp it. The orange dictator will see to it.

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                                        • schrotthaufenS schrotthaufen

                                          @sundogplanets They will absolutely rubber stamp it. The orange dictator will see to it.

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                                          @schrotthaufen @sundogplanets 😭🤬

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