Since we here in the USA don’t know the #metric system, we need to learn more units for this weekend

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useful because this is:

the average american diet
the average american total bank savings
the thing they forget to change in that thing on the hallway ceiling in every american home that's always beeping. what is it?
the thing americans use to pay for everything then they need to declare bankruptcy because of it

I think the US should develop a new length unit.

This new length unit should be based on the length of the standard issue gun used in US military (M16A4).

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Americans still use dollar bills ?

@dianea I remember reading a thread in old Twitter days. It was from a Polish translator who does american movies. He said this is the worst, when they describe everytyhing in football pitches, or say "it's a size of a M16 gun", as nobody in civilised countries know what size a gun like that is or how long is the pitch for american hand-egg-brawl-game, and then you might often lose context or something because of it.

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True story: Ft. Sill Oklahoma, USA. The US military runs on metric. This is drilled into every recruit.

One recruit was having issues with his metric wisdom. The Drill Instructors had him out in front of the billets, with his hands spread wide apart - and made him yell, over and over, at the top of his lungs:

"One meter is about one goddamn yard !
One meter is about one goddamn yard !"

@dianea HAHA ! This is too good omg

@dianea i didn't know it was that cheap, a $20 out of my pocket can get us 10ft of snow then?

@dianea I think I need a banana for scale /s

@dianea I first saw the post by @MarkHoltom about “using penguins instead of the metric system at nasa” this morning… it just keeps going
We are now: hotdogs per .. penguin (?) measure system … and of course this selection of measurements presented to us today
(To understand the joke, I have heard, “ hotdogs per bald eagles” before when talking about the american system)

@eestileib @gmarcosanti @dianea this was just because I was copypasta from a website with the spec

@hallunke23 @dianea i think that would roughly be 2.5 cheeseburgers²

@dianea@lgbtqia.space they don't have quarters in Europe tho??? or dollars!???

@dianea@lgbtqia.space how many burgers is one snickers bar tho ​​

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Just some advertising and naked capitalism crammed into a deadly weather warning.
Money and merchandise, the reminders of why we all gathered here today.

Fuck you, channel 8.

@dianea where banana?

@RuymanDelgado @dianea A rolled-up dollar bill?

@benroyce @dianea Smoke detector 🤩

@dianea I admit that I have on occasion taken a dollar bill out of my wallet to use as an impromptu ruler. I'm perfectly comfortable with metric, but we don't have metric money yet.

@dianea gotta get those sponsors mentioned in the program!

@ArtHarg @hedders @dianea Yeah. Close but not *that* bad.