so, what do you do for work?

@molly0xfff "so what does your charity do?"

"oh we raise money for cancer"

"..."

"... RESEARCH, CANCER RESEARCH. TO CURE IT."

@joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes

(still funny though)

@joshin4colours afraid so

@ireneista @molly0xfff I mean, presumably, but also...maybe not??

FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title

@molly0xfff #careergoals

@molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

@molly0xfff

@blainsmith @molly0xfff
Well, with a name like Robinhood...

@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?

@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently

@molly0xfff
he must work on their crypto side of house

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.

@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.

@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:

VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.

They have since updated the first two.

@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents

@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff

@molly0xfff I feel like making a joke about the sheriff rebranding himself as Robin Hood, but I think it hits a little too close to home.

@molly0xfff web3 bros avoid being edgelords challenge level: impossible.